Tent Troubleshooters Gifts

'Was it windy last night...?'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

'Beware of teething baby.'

"It looks brighter over there!"

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"I think I found the phone."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Wrong end of extension cord.

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'No. This is our top-of-the-line lightweight hiking tent. It's meant to be tight.

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'You have got a computer worm!'

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

"You were right: watching humans setting up large family tents on a windy day is hilarious!"