Teenage Life Explorer Gifts

"It's Saturday lunch time, Dear...of course there's something horrible fermenting under the...our teenage son!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

One!

Baby Scientist

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'Mystery of Flight' book flying away from boy reading it.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Forming the adolescent personality

'That shows how high the water was. The same thing happens in our bathtub.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Child development. How children change.

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Wild Child