Teen Spirit Explorer Gifts

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"I hate this stupid place."

"3-D glasses are really cool! When you take them off, everything looks so real."

The Brothers Grime

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

Dog Teenagers

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

Moses as a teenager

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"It's 'Modern Music Night' tonight. Will you be joining the others in the mosh pit?"

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

The Incredible Skulk

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

Whatever

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Teenage Beluga

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."