Baby Trendsetter T-Shirts

Baby rocks!

Twenty-first century baby walker

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Haircuts

Hair Crop Circle

Musical notes bubble gum.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"I want one of those!"

Merger at 28th and Lex

'Nice bling!'

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"Come at me, Bro!"

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

Designer Baby.

"Cool bling bro!"

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."