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Baby's first horror movies

'One eye of newt or two?'

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A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Ghost School.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

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Witch has Exorcise Video.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Evil Villain.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"The Momfia"

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

This place makes me jumpy...

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

"I want to make it with you."

"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."

And I'll tell you another thing that bugs me, he sucks his teeth in his sleep!!

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Morgue.

"It was a hot, humid night and he was floating around in the dark and didn't hear it!..."

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

Listening Room - Enter At Your Own Risk.

Dracula Flipping Frankenstein a Bat

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."