Mythical Mom T-Shirts

"You're lucky he's so supportive, Leda. A lot of men would probably feel threatened f their wives laid an egg."

Baby Hairstyles.

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Proud mother and new maid

"Jim was a model Dad".

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Home Sweet Home.

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

'No,if you'll read the eyes-in-the-back-off-your-head chart, I check your mom vision,'

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

"I'm getting real sick of picking up your laundry, Adam."

Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

Baby's first horror movies

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

'I'd really have the jitters if I knew the future, but your mom is supercool!'

In the very beginning.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

'I was well-informed, well-adjusted, a useful member of society - then I married.'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

Kangaroo with multiple pockets for lots of children...