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'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Warrior Woman

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"I always knew you'd come back."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

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Hot Tub Frosty

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Going Down?

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Adam and Eve, as old people.