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Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Warrior Woman

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I always knew you'd come back."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

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Hot Tub Frosty

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Dragon Graph

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'