Monumental Mom T-Shirts

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Acclaimed mother.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

She's good, but Mom's better.

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

'Can I just remind everyone once again that baby yoga is non-competitive.'

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'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

"...and, for what felt like the millionth time, she opened her phone for the diminishing dopamine hit that never satisfied."

"Am I a bad parent for giving him a weighted blanket?"

"You shouldn't try for enlightenment if you are pregnant or may become pregnant."

". . . and if your kids have been driving you crazy today, just remember one day soon they won't even want to know you. . . and exhale. . . ahhhh."

Momco

Footballer with MUM tattoo on Mothers Day.

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

I want my mum!