Monumental Mom Gifts

MOMumental Achievements.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Acclaimed mother.

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

She's good, but Mom's better.

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

Life's Rarest Things

'Can I just remind everyone once again that baby yoga is non-competitive.'

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

Special: Buy any tattoo get a MOM tattoo free!

"...and, for what felt like the millionth time, she opened her phone for the diminishing dopamine hit that never satisfied."

"Am I a bad parent for giving him a weighted blanket?"

Momco

Footballer with MUM tattoo on Mothers Day.

". . . and if your kids have been driving you crazy today, just remember one day soon they won't even want to know you. . . and exhale. . . ahhhh."

"You shouldn't try for enlightenment if you are pregnant or may become pregnant."

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'