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"I love you, you big fool."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Monster Baseball

Date Night

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Graffitti.

Face Mask Romance

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

Giant Headless Horseman

Transylvanian Snails.

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

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"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."