Spooky Couples Prints

And I'll tell you another thing that bugs me, he sucks his teeth in his sleep!!

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"I love you, you big fool."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Monster Baseball

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Date Night

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Face Mask Romance

Graffitti.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Transylvanian Snails.

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

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Baby's first horror movies

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'