Gangster Mom Gifts

"The Momfia"

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Mario's Family Portraits.

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"