Gangster Mom Gifts

"The Momfia"

"Say hello to my little friend."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

Baby's first horror movies

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Say hello to my little friend!"