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"Young Frankenstein"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

The Origami Society...

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

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"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

The Authentic Christmas.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"We need to talk."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Man throwing a paper dart.

Cut out and keep Socrates.

'I try to encourage creativity.'

This place makes me jumpy...

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

Baby's first horror movies

"If anyone asks, I did this."

War games.

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow