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"Any word yet on FDA approval?"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Early cyborg.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Pavlov's Cat

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Undercover Biophysicists

GM Crops Genie.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'