Spooky Scientist Mugs

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Early cyborg.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Pavlov's Cat

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

Newton's Law and Order.

Undercover Biophysicists

GM Crops Genie.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."