Mischievous Scientist Mugs

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'Are there any more at home like you?'

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'