Mischievous Student Mugs

'There's a grand in it for you if you let it slide.'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Court's in recess!'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Trust

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Pants Uglifier!

Essay Paper.

Graduation Day At A Party School

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

Misery lit...

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Law Books

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

Killing Santa

'We were mud wrestling.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Remedial test taking 101: I ain't got no pencil!.