Mischievous Teenager Mugs

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Awesome!'

Misery lit...

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Killing Santa

Law Books

Children playing in a library

'We were mud wrestling.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Of course, I sweep everything behind that door.'

Leo hoped that his remaining COD presents were less disappointing...

Buy me and I'll tell you where Long John Silver buried his treasure!

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

'I'm a good little boy. Batteries not included.'