Playful Student Mugs

Experts say kids should do their own homework. Kids say experts have way too much time on their hands.

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Trust

'You have failed on all counts...'

Table tennis.

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

Parental Role Model

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Essay Paper.

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Graduation Day At A Party School

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

The college of my choice.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.