Playful Student Prints

Experts say kids should do their own homework. Kids say experts have way too much time on their hands.

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Trust

'You have failed on all counts...'

Table tennis.

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

Parental Role Model

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Essay Paper.

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

Graduation Day At A Party School

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

The college of my choice.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."