Creepy Craftsperson Gifts

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Arts and crafts

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Bad Interview Technique

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Multitool Knife

Monster Baseball

'I had a cough at the time!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'McWit never could build anything level.'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Pottery

"I usually work in snow."

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

"Cemetery Pie"

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Chameleon.

Caleb at work

Making Totem.