Cozy Crafters Gifts

'The Glees Rest Home' "Been here long?"

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Home Sweet Home

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Blog Breakdown

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Home Working

The Remote Olympics

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Making Christmas Decorations

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

"Nana" Technology

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

American Flag

Knitting Christmas Tree

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

''The knitting circle are playing their part in our heating effficiency programme.'

Not a morning person.

"Homey Claus!"

Melting Snow Trophies

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.

'Turn it off, Oognik -- you know 'Baywatch' just depresses you.'

Easter Eggs

Cut out and keep your own Prince Charming.

Knitting