Cozy Homemakers Gifts

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Romance

Home Sweet Home

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Dancing in pyjamas

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

His and Her wardrobe's

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

PJ Parties

The Big Tree

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

Fireplace Projector.

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

'Brew?'

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

A marriage made in cat heaven.

Satan in the fireplace

I get the impression you find our sex life boring.

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

'Must we do everything together?'

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

American Flag

Thanks for house sitting!

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."