Cozy Homemakers Prints

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Romance

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Dancing in pyjamas

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

His and Her wardrobe's

PJ Parties

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

The Big Tree

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Fireplace Projector.

'Brew?'

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

Satan in the fireplace

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

A marriage made in cat heaven.

I get the impression you find our sex life boring.

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

'Must we do everything together?'

American Flag

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

Thanks for house sitting!

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."