Cozy Crafters Pillows

'The Glees Rest Home' "Been here long?"

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Blog Breakdown

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

The Remote Olympics

Home Working

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Making Christmas Decorations

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

American Flag

Knitting Christmas Tree

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

''The knitting circle are playing their part in our heating effficiency programme.'

Not a morning person.

Melting Snow Trophies

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

"Homey Claus!"

Knitting

'Turn it off, Oognik -- you know 'Baywatch' just depresses you.'

Easter Eggs

Cut out and keep your own Prince Charming.

Knitting

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.