Chatty Crafters Pillows

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Blog Breakdown

The Remote Olympics

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

Online Dating

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'

The Ly'in Starts Here.

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Christmas with the Sock Puppets

"Homey Claus!"

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

Cut out and keep your own Prince Charming.

Old wife knits a newspaper for her husband.

"As kindergarten taught me, a liberal application of glitter can hide a host of flaws."

Easter Eggs

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"