Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1
Chatty Crafters Prints
Inspire their creative space with prints that celebrate the lively, chatty crafter. Perfect for framing or decorating their craft room, these art pieces add wit and warmth to any environment.
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."
"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."
'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'
"Today in school we learned how to glue!"
Blog Breakdown
White Wine Wisdom (2)
The Remote Olympics
'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'
Two lovers sitting on a bobbin
A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.
"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."
'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'
Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf
Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.
"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"
'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'
"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."
"I hope you like it. I made it myself."
"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."
'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'
"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"
'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'
Online Dating
The Ly'in Starts Here.
"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."
The iSaw
"Homey Claus!"
Christmas with the Sock Puppets
101 uses of a dead cat: knitting
Easter Eggs
"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"
"As kindergarten taught me, a liberal application of glitter can hide a host of flaws."
Knitting
Chatty Crafters Prints Collection
Chatty Crafters Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for chatty crafters. Find the perfect humorous or heartfelt mug to keep their conversations and creativity flowing.
Chatty Crafters Pillows
Discover pillows that highlight their chatty and creative personality. Add a touch of humor and comfort to their craft space or cozy corner.
Chatty Crafters T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for chatty crafters. These fun and witty designs are perfect for everyday wear and showcasing their love for crafting and chatting.