Quirky Crafters Prints

1001 Hairball Crafts

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Blog Breakdown

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

The Remote Olympics

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

Watch Your Step

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"I usually work in snow."

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

Artist, painting graphs.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"Good idea. Bad execution."

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block...'

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.