Quirky Crafters Gifts

1001 Hairball Crafts

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Blog Breakdown

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

The Remote Olympics

'McWit never could build anything level.'

Watch Your Step

Artist, painting graphs.

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

"I usually work in snow."

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"Good idea. Bad execution."

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block...'