Cozy Coworker Gifts

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Romance

Dancing in pyjamas

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

His and Her wardrobe's

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

PJ Parties

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Social Notworking

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

"That's the first time I've heard the word disembowl in a sales meeting."

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"This one is less distracting."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

A marriage made in cat heaven.

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

I get the impression you find our sex life boring.

'Must we do everything together?'

One of the positives of having to 'Shelter in Place'...

'I play well with others.'