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"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Romance

Dancing in pyjamas

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

His and Her wardrobe's

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

PJ Parties

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

"This one is less distracting."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

A marriage made in cat heaven.

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

I get the impression you find our sex life boring.

'Must we do everything together?'

One of the positives of having to 'Shelter in Place'...

'I play well with others.'

Office Crush