Enthusiastic Service Provider Gifts

'Geoff will go to any lengths to track down exactly what the customer needs.'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'The customer is always right...'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

"I'd recommend this."

"Will that be for here or to go?"

"Thanks for waiting."

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

"It won't be long - we're in the process of hiring a cook now."

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

'You mean you want good communication and competent service?'

110% Job Performance.

DIY Bed&Breakfast

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

'I never get tipped!'

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."