Enthusiastic Service Provider Mugs

'Geoff will go to any lengths to track down exactly what the customer needs.'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'The customer is always right...'

Man Looking Through Window

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

"I'd recommend this."

"Will that be for here or to go?"

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

"Thanks for waiting."

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"It won't be long - we're in the process of hiring a cook now."

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

'You mean you want good communication and competent service?'

110% Job Performance.

DIY Bed&Breakfast

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

'I never get tipped!'

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."