Enthusiastic Vendor Mugs

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Beer Stall

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Beer Order

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Floss Street Vendor

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

110% Job Performance.

"Tag sale next door!"

"Watson is clear-headed, enthusiastic, brimming with energy...it must be 5 o'clock."

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

Location, Location, Location

Kyle Sinckler

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

A Pat on the Back: $1.00

'There's no stopping them.'

"Things are tough so I'm scaling down!" (Cheapo travel - selling out on the street).

'I'm hoping sales improve soon. Otherwise, I may have to lay off someone.'

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'