Enthusiastic Vendor Pillows

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Beer Stall

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Beer Order

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Floss Street Vendor

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

110% Job Performance.

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

"Watson is clear-headed, enthusiastic, brimming with energy...it must be 5 o'clock."

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

Location, Location, Location

A Pat on the Back: $1.00

'There's no stopping them.'

"Tag sale next door!"

"Things are tough so I'm scaling down!" (Cheapo travel - selling out on the street).

'I'm hoping sales improve soon. Otherwise, I may have to lay off someone.'

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

Sample Ballot - Throw some of the bums out or throw all of the bums out.