Optimistic Vendors Mugs

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Boptimism

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Happy Days Are Here Again

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

Pessimists v Optimists.

Sisyphus Sawyer

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

"The good news is, I got religion!"

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

Doom & Gloom

Tom's last day.

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'