Eager Economist Gifts

'A word of warning: invest in China Funds, and you'll feel greedy again in an hour.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Annual profits,

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Watering Money

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

G7 Summit Concern

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

European currency on the edge.

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Economy - USA.