Spellbinding Economist Gifts

"It's a simple recipe. Add politics to economics, you get tax law."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Annual profits,

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

G7 Summit Concern

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

The Greek Trampoline

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"I don't like the look of this."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Out.

Chinese stock market

'Crisis'

U.S. Credit Rating