Eager Professional Prints

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

Butterfly Woman

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I need to clone myself."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Office Park

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Just a little heads up!

Parental Role Model

'ok, who threw that?'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

Attorney-at-play

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

"Please hold my calls."

"This meeting has been a great success. Insofar as the profound loneliness of my soul has been displaced for a little while."

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

Teddy Bears for all trades