Ambitious Professional T-Shirts

"... I guess I'm just afraid of peaking too soon in my career."

Unknown but Working on it

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

Shoot For The Moon

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Man with a Plan

'I'm majoring in political science and minoring in ballet - I want to be a spin doctor.'