Ambitious Spirit Gifts

Shooting arrows into the ground when I first started doing this taught me an important life lesson. The secret to success is aiming higher!

'Nothing against you, dad, but I'd rather be a political pundit.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

What else is there to wish for?

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Riding School Chaos

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Cactus seats.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Walkers

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Caged Businessman

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

Shoot For The Moon

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."