Ambitious Spirits Gifts

'You're very ambitious, and that makes me uneasy.'

Dennis Had Ambition

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Riding School Chaos

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Walkers

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Shoot For The Moon

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

Wishing Well

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."