Ambitious Spirits Prints

'You're very ambitious, and that makes me uneasy.'

Dennis Had Ambition

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Riding School Chaos

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Walkers

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Shoot For The Moon

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Wishing Well

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."