Aspirational Spirits Gifts

Regrets? Heck yeah, I got regrets … The little engine that coulda, woulda, shoulda.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Riding School Chaos

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Walkers

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Wishing Well

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Glass Bottom Boat Tours