Aspirational Spirits T-Shirts

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Riding School Chaos

Walkers

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Wishing Well

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"I found your cat."

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."