Ambitious Soul T-Shirts

"Welcome home, Dear. Did you catch the carrot today?"

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I'm flexible—I want to be rich and famous, but I'll settle for rich."

Dare to Dream....

'He always had a flair for upward mobility.'

"And where do you see yourself an eternity from now?"

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I wish I had a larger piece of the pie in the sky...'

"I made the mistake of telling the boss about my ambition to get to the top in the company."

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Social distancing

"Little help?"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

What else is there to wish for?

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Cactus seats.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

Shoot For The Moon

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Mad For It

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'