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"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

Border Dreams

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

What else is there to wish for?

The Salesman

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Always expect the best

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'