Ambitious Thinkers T-Shirts

'When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want -- a doctor or a lawyer.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Shoot For The Moon

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

Man with a Plan

'I'm majoring in political science and minoring in ballet - I want to be a spin doctor.'

"My career was on the launching pad."