Aspirational Living T-Shirts

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

What else is there to wish for?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Baseball Dreams

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

The only way is up!

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Ambitions... to be opened."

Lincoln elementary school

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"I want to be a clone."

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."

"I'll be the best side dish ever."

It's usually true, brother Ernest, that you should dress for the job you want, but ...

"Of course I'm down. I'm thirty-five years old and I've never run a studio."

'Come here right now! Dogs can't fly.'

Even something as large as world domination has to start as the merest of whims - thought John.

Temp Agency Personnel. Where do you see yourself in five weeks?

Businessman as God

"It doesn't matter how small you start...."

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

Regrets? Heck yeah, I got regrets … The little engine that coulda, woulda, shoulda.

'I used to be ambitious, but I find it easier to feel guilty about lack of ambition.'